// whoami
It's me — and my dog Yogi. Yogi handles moral support
and aggressive napping; he doesn't code much, though he did once step
on the keyboard and ship a semicolon that, frankly, needed to be there.
We operate out of Coeur d'Alene, Idaho — the
world-renowned tech hub of innovation,* where the nearest
FAANG office is a four-hour drive and daily standup is me telling the
dog what I'm working on.
Jokes aside: I genuinely love writing quality software. Not
"move-fast-and-leave-the-race-conditions-in" software — the kind with
real tests, honest error handling, and an audit trail, built by someone
who'll be personally embarrassed if it breaks. Office 365 Connectors got
deprecated out from under everyone, so I built the replacement I wanted
to use and put my name (well, the webhook's name) on it.
No VC, no growth team, no "synergy." Just careful code, a fair price,
and a human who reads every support email. Yogi reads none of them. He
is the face of the company and contributes nothing.
*Citation pending. It is, however, genuinely beautiful here,
the lake is real, and the dog is very good.